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If I give you this award, can I have your baby now?

I have decided to adopt a baby.  Regardless of the fact that this particular child’s parents have no plans to actually GIVE said baby up for adoption, I already have paperwork in process to declare them incompetent…thus giving me parental rights to this yummy piece of human.

While that paragraph might lead the F.B.I. to think I have slightly creepy stalker tendencies, I absolutely have every no intentions of actually going through with it.

Instead, I will nominate her mama for a September ROFL award.

Sept '08 ROFL

Heather from The Spohrs Are Multiplying RAWKS!…from her very cool job, to her incredibly movie-ready family, and of course, the aforementioned pre-adoption baby with the most amazing eyes in THE WORLD.

For all the reasons I am so sad that Peter doesn’t live with me right now, there is one tiny piece of me that revels in it. The part that knows no bounds of joy that the kids will be asleep and I am on the couch, clutching the remote in utter silence. Free to watch whatever I want, without the “EWWWWWW’s” that come with any episode of Grey’s Anatomy involving an open chest cavity or brain matter, which COME ON, next to watching McDreamy’s hair ripple in the Seattle wind, is the BEST part.

So when I read “I’m Ready For Primetime, Player“, I knew that we were soulmates….destined to someday bond over an entire VH1 marathon of  “My So-Called Life” from thousands of miles away. And that I would have to give her an award for it.

Heather, you deserve this award because not only did it make me roll on the floor laughing, but I am considering having the entire list tattooed down my shoulder blade ala Angelina Jolie.

Definitely check out Oh, The Joys and Chicky Chicky Baby to see who else picked up an award.  Send them an email to get on the list so that next month you can pick a ROFL winner, pass on the fun!

5 Comments on “If I give you this award, can I have your baby now?”

  1. #1 Karalyn
    on Oct 3rd, 2008 at 8:51 am

    Ummm…if you are going to adopt Maddie then I’ll take Peyton. You can’t hog ALL the baby girls.

  2. #2 PAPA
    on Oct 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Um…wow, do you want the baby or do you want Heather? 🙂

    PAPAs last blog post..What’s OFF with this Picture?

  3. #3 tracy price
    on Oct 3rd, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    I read Heather’s -watching tv rules-outloud to my son and husband and asked them who it sounded like-they both, without even considering said YOU ! I am so happy that I am not the only one-it is soooo irritating to have my husband try to ask me about a show in the middle of it! He always like acts like I am the biggest B**** in the world! I don’t think so-I am just dedicated to my TV watching! What is his problem??? 🙂

    tracy prices last blog post..My First Born: Baby Girl is born!

  4. #4 Sarah Clapp
    on Oct 5th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    WOW! I thought Charlie had amazing eyes. WOW!!!!

    Can I adopt one of yours then?

    Sarah Clapps last blog post..DON’T MESS WITH MAMA!

  5. #5 heather...
    on Oct 6th, 2008 at 1:09 am

    Oh, My So-Called Life!!! Seriously, I’m catching a flight to Tampa tomorrow!