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Something so horrible I couldn’t possibly keep it to myself

How do you cap off a perfect Mother’s Day?

If you’re me, the dessert for your special meal with your beloved only son is the up-close-and-personal experience of having the guy at the table next to you decide to puke R.I.G.H.T. at the table.

After which he does NOT do the expected thing of excusing himself to the restroom.

Oh NO!

Because that would be far too polite.

Instead he simply used his napkin and picked up his fork and proceeded on with the meal.

Did you see the movie “Stand By Me”? You rmember the barfarama scene?

Oh yeah. But with $25 worth of shrimp and crabs.

Nathaniel and I both turned totally green at the gills and got the heck out of dodge.

“I’m really sorry….”

“You know what, Mom? Let’s just never EVER talk about this again. It never happened, ok?”

I have a feeling Mother’s Day has forever been tainted for us both.

16 Comments on “Something so horrible I couldn’t possibly keep it to myself”

  1. #1 Maria
    on May 10th, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    Oh. My god.

    That’s just wrong.

    Enjoy the launch tomorrow!! We went last year and loved it. I’m a total whore for loud noises and big engines though. Just sayin.

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  2. #2 Jamie @ BlondeMomBlog
    on May 10th, 2009 at 11:50 pm


    OK just do something fun and happy and think about unicorns and rainbows and puppies tonight while you go to sleep. Anything to purge that from your mind!

  3. #3 E
    on May 11th, 2009 at 12:10 am

    Wow! That’s special in a completely uncool way.

    Other than that I hope you have a fabulous mother’s day!

    Es last blog post..Yeah, it’s about me 🙂

  4. #4 Jodee
    on May 11th, 2009 at 12:11 am

    Oh my goodness what is wrong with people now a days?? I am so sorry…. you won’t ever forget this Mother’s Day… Happy Mother’s Day!

    Jodees last blog post..Happy Mother’s Day

  5. #5 Stephanie
    on May 11th, 2009 at 9:27 am


  6. #6 Kyla
    on May 11th, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Oh, EWWWW!

    Kylas last blog post..Happy Mother’s Day

  7. #7 Jennifer
    on May 11th, 2009 at 11:32 am

    Was it an all you can eat buffet? Because I think he was just trying to get his money’s worth. Maybe he keeps a can under the table at home to empty into so he can continue his gluttony. Glad I was here enjoying my mother’s day meal!

  8. #8 Princess of the Universe
    on May 11th, 2009 at 11:49 am

    That is just SO disturbing – who does that?!?!

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  9. #9 roz
    on May 11th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    ew. majorly, majorly, EW. did you point him out to the staff so they could blacklist him!??

  10. #10 Janna
    on May 11th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Yuck – some people…makes ya’ wonder…

    Jannas last blog post..Prayers Needed!!

  11. #11 Caffeinatrix
    on May 12th, 2009 at 10:31 am

    Ugh…that happened to us at La Teresita.

  12. #12 Miss Grace
    on May 12th, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    OH. My. God. What? Really.

    I just…


  13. #13 deb on the rocks
    on May 12th, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    That happened to someone in a restaurant once but at least the person left! It was horrible–soon every one else left too. Ugh. No fair. You deserve something else, erm, not restaurant related, maybe a massage or a shopping spree?

  14. #14 Beverly
    on May 12th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    That’s disgusting!

    And he keeps eating…oh!

    Mother’s day brunch will never be the same.

    Beverlys last blog post..These Hands

  15. #15 sam {temptingmama}
    on May 12th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    Wha? Huh? How? I don’t get it. Was he drunk? How do you just barf and keep on eating like nothing happened!?

  16. #16 alayna
    on May 13th, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    That’s crazy business! How can you even keep eating like that stinky mess is not sitting right there staring at your face? Nasty!

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