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Ya’ll Are NOT Funny!

To each one of you who offered up the “fetus inhabitation” theory on my illness…may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

As my baby factory is closed, there will be no more junior Mayhews coming down the assembly line…and if there are there will be some serious lawsuits in our future.

AND I will be hunting down all of you who even breathed the idea and beat you into a hot mess for daring to think it.


A few weeks ago I shared the “Blogs Can Change Lives” contest going on at 5 Minutes For Moms, sponsored by Sony Playstation.  They gave away 10 PSP bundles to kids with critical illnesses and I’m so thrilled…I mean ECSTATIC…to let you know that of the 10 kids they picked, two of them are very close to my heart! Brooke Martin and Mandy Willis were both chosen as recipients of PSP bundles.  WOOOOT!  Thank you to all who took the time to nominate a child, our hopes is that Sony will see how many deserving children there are and all those who love them and will decide to sponsor more contests like this one..


I totally forgot to remind about my Sunday post over at 5 Minutes for Special Needs, you can go check out my post about the price we pay for the all the “free” stuff we get to do.


And there’s a new contest over at the Mayhew Review site for the new Seal CD!  It’s easy, painless and completely worth it!  So, please head over and check it out.

7 Comments on “Ya’ll Are NOT Funny!”

  1. #1 threeundertwo
    on Nov 25th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Why do my armpits suddenly itch?

  2. #2 MARY M
    on Nov 25th, 2008 at 2:54 pm


  3. #3 Brittany
    on Nov 25th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    So does this mean I need to sleep with one eye open next July?

  4. #4 Sarah
    on Nov 25th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    I’m reading Twilight on your recomendation! LOVE IT!

  5. #5 PAPA
    on Nov 25th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Dear Anissa
    I need a small friend

  6. #6 Dan Cohen
    on Nov 25th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    Hi Anissa,

    First, I hope and pray that you are feeling better.

    Second, I said that IF the fetus inhabitation were true, then we know that the kid would be good looking.

    Third, if implying that the fetus inhabitation theory were true would get you to hunt down those who have implied it, this means that you would come to Miami (hopefully with the whole family). This means that i would have the pleasure of meeting you and your family.

    Dan Cohen
    North Miami Beach, FL

  7. #7 Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas
    on Nov 26th, 2008 at 1:11 am

    So, I take it that you’re feeling better?