I’ve already voiced my issues with driving a mini-van and have come to terms with it. And THEN. My husband opens his mouth and jams his foot SO deep there are tread marks on his liver. “You are so much hotter in the Suburban.” “Really?” “Yeah.” “So, what you’re saying is that I’m ugly in [...]
Posts Tagged ‘things that make me laugh’
Parenting FAIL: The Conversation Edition
Peyton – Why is my poo green? Yesterday it was yellow. I have RAINBOW butt! Nathaniel – Ohhh! You said the word you said I couldn’t say even if I was on fire. Rachael – What do you call that? *poke poke* Me – Muffin top Rachael – You might need to lay off the [...]
#FreeAnissa
A Berkeley student who was covering an anti-government protests in Egypt managed to get a single word out to his friends via Twitter: Arrested. A pretty tremendous series of events unfolded over the next days and the college ended up getting him a lawyer and helped get this young man free. That’s fairly impressive no? [...]
And I came home for THIS?
I’m home from my trip to California and I have a post inside me about that…however, I’m too tired and just..DRAINED to even think about writing it right now. SO! I want to share with all of you exactly HOW much my family loves me…and not even my kids, because I expected them to be [...]
This Battle of the Brains? I WIN!!
I will generally and honestly tell you that my husband is smarter than me. But there are so many different kinds of smart. I’m more street-savvy smart. Peter’s more intellectually-book smart. I’m smart…in a make-things-happen-by-sheer-force-of-my-will-sort-of-way. Peter’s smart…in a look-at-things-and-just-understand-how-they-work-sort-of-way. I’m smart…in a if-it-goes-right-get-people-to-think-it-was-my-idea-all-along-kind-of-way. Peter’s smart…in a if-it-goes-wrong-get-people-to-think-it-is-their-fault-kind-of-way. HOWEVER. AND, frankly, MOST IMPORTANTLY. I am smart….in [...]
