The mothership has landed.
And it brought my hubs home!!!
For those of you who might not know or understand why that’s a big deal, my hubs doesn’t live here. He lives and works in Alabama.
“Really?” You might say.
“Ayup.” I’d answer.
“Why?” Might be your next question.
“Cause I likes me some paychecks and insurance…..plus Mama needs a new [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Peter’
The reasons why
Yes, it is THAT important
“Dude, you almost done with that?”
“Yeah, just a second, I’m regulating some body fluids right now.”
“Ok, well, I just took some aspirin, so I could use the kidney if you’re almost finished.”
“Give me a minute, I’m almost finished.”
“I’m just saying! You’ve had the kidney for a while now and I need it the minute you’re [...]
Playing Their Reindeer Games
Every year I give Peter to his mistress. She comes in the late summer and stays until winter. She is coy and fickle, leaving him often frustrated and angry, but few things bring him greater exhilaration.
I share this with you now because the NFL season is about to start. And I am about to say [...]
This Divorce Brought To You By The Nice People At Charmin
I like to think that my quirks are what make me unique. I know that my pet peeves leave me teetering on the brink of flat out crazy.
Example.
When I eat something that comes in layers, I must eat them in layer order. What? No, I can’t just eat a bite. I have to eat it [...]
Thank God the Kids Get Their Hair From Me
When it comes to balance in our marriage, I have to accept that Peter is smarter than me. That’s not a derogatory statement against myself, nor is it a way to add steam to Peter’s already inflated geek savviness.
The type of brilliance that Pete possesses is technical, information smart. He could be a brain surgeon [...]
