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Ever wonder how a size 12 shoe actually tastes? Feel free to just ask my husband

Jun 4th, 2009
by AnissaM.
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I’ve already voiced my issues with driving a mini-van and have come to terms with it.
And THEN.
My husband opens his mouth and jams his foot SO deep there are tread marks on his liver.
“You are so much hotter in the Suburban.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“So, what you’re saying is that I’m ugly in the minivan.”
“…..NO…I didn’t say that…YOU said [...]