Posts Tagged ‘i have the plague’

I think I’m dying. Having Dr. Google diagnosed myself, I appear to have, in no particular order: Bubonic plague, but I haven’t seen any armpit blisters yet….give it time. Encephalitis…which may actually be a stretch, but it does say that “symptoms include drowsiness and confusion”…I could potentially have had this for a loooooong time. I [...]