I waved my hand. “You will go to the grocery store and buy me some laundry detergent.” Nothing. “You WILL go to the grocery store and buy me some laundry detergent.” One eye blinked open at me disdainfully. “This is not the husband you are looking for.” OHMYGODHOLDITINDONOTSAYITDONOTSAYIT!!!! Snarky comments you will not make to [...]
