My anger level is an ELEVEN! My fury burns with the fiery hot passion of a million suns. I fart in their general direction. Their mothers were hamsters and fathers smelt of elderberries. I hope they all wake up tomorrow with their faces sewn to the carpet. GARRRRRGGGGHHHHH! I had to call Tampa Electric this [...]
Posts under ‘things that suck’
11 years of marriage
I had this post in my head, but the plague apparently ate it. Replaced it with a pain so big it blots out the sun. Stomach: not so good either. Someone please get Dr. House on the phone? Dying here. My anniversary? EPIC Fail.
Things that go bump in my night
**UPDATE! Have returned from clinic with wonderful, beautiful, amazingly good counts, so my fears have been relieved for now. I know that this isn’t the end of all my crazy, but it does mean I’m good for another month. As if PMS wasn’t bad enough.* Last night scary things happened in my house. Peter and [...]
Spinning wheels
I just want to say that way back in 2007 when I posted here that we were moving, I didn’t expect to still be saying it in 2009. We decided to have Peter move up there while we waited for the kids to finish school. Then we decided that since we were so close we [...]
Chapter 4 of the Mean Parent Handbook: How to ruin your kid’s life forever
I am just sick this morning. SICK! Not EWWW-sick like I was last week during that nasty bout of stomach flu, but absolutely 100% heartsick this morning. Why, you might ask yourself. Because I had to be a freaking parent this morning! And it sucks. And I hate it. And I resent my kid right [...]
