Hello?
What?
Are you talking to me?
Are YOU talking TO.ME?
And I don’t mean that in a Robert De Niro sort of way, I mean that in a oh-my-holy-freaking-heck-I-am-partially-deaf-NOW sort of way.
Why would I be partially deaf you might ask?
I totally wouldn’t answer you because I.CAN’T.HEAR.YOU.
My friend Natalie drove up from Tampa and we pinky blood oath swore [...]
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Could you speak up please?
Just when I think my kids are out to get me, they do this
“I think I’d like to shave my head for Peyton.”
Thousands of people are participating in St. Baldricks events around the country. Shaving their heads in honor of children who’ve batttled cancer, raising money for life-saving research. If you’re interested in participating or attending a St. Baldricks event, you can get more information about one in [...]
The gift of grift? She haz it!
Who says farting around on the Interwebs all day can’t teach you anything?
Because of people like this and some like that, I can identify a good con coming from a mile away.
And OH BOY did I almost get taken in. This particular grifter has been honing her skills with surgical precision. I hardly saw it [...]
Having THE talk with my son….NO, not THAT one
We have a lot of talks up in this house.
Lately it’s felt like a lot of them have revolved around Nathaniel, eleven years old and on the cusp. Cusp of what? Oh, things I’m sure I don’t want to think about: middle school, puberty, the edge of my sanity.
Lots of fun stuff!
I, completely and shamelessly, [...]
My kids are all the thanks I need
Peyton - Will you get me a glass of water?
Me - Get it yourself.
Peyton - pleeeeease, mama? I’m tired today *makes very put-upon face*
Me - (grumble grumble grumble but gets up to get the requested beverage) You know if you just pull up a chair you can get a drink whenever you want
Peyton - (mumble [...]
