If you haven’t seen Twilight yet and plan to, you need to not read this post.
If you really loved the movie you need to not read this post.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you need to just move on and not even bother reading this post.
If this is Robert Pattinson and you [...]

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To each one of you who offered up the “fetus inhabitation” theory on my illness…may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
As my baby factory is closed, there will be no more junior Mayhews coming down the assembly line…and if there are there will be some serious lawsuits in our future.
AND I will [...]

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…although that stinks to high heaven of a metric ton load of ego.
It does make me feel warm and fuzzy to think that you had a “whoa” moment (FYI - said in a total Keanu Reeves voice, not the Joey Lawrence voice) when you realized ALERT ALERT, BLOG DOWN! and were sad for  just a [...]

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If you can, eat a meal at Chili’s today! 100% of the sales goes to benefit St. Judes Children’s Hospital.
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I reposted the list from this post for my Sunday column spot at 5 Minutes For Special Needs this week.
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The airdate for my Oprah appearance (squeeeeee!) is October 1st, so don’t miss it on Wednesday! I [...]

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Easy like Sunday morning! So easy, I’m doing it Saturday night.
In the aftermath of a birthday party, a casino-hitting girl’s night out, and a diatribe against Locks of Love that has gotten some pretty serious response, I am taking today to be L-A-Z-Y!
I’m just going to hang with my kids, clean up around the house, [...]

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