I’ll bet you’re thinking there’s some exquisite inside joke in that title. And there probably is. But that’s not what this post is about. This is about the most infuriating bowl of rice I’ve ever encountered. I’ve mentioned before that I had a stroke in July 2005. The months that followed were filled with physical [...]
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Whining as an art form
Exhaustion is a brutal mistress. I hate her. She is taking over my life and leaving behind a shriveled shell of the Anissa that once was. You know what else sort of sucks right about now?? Papercuts from cardboard. Did you even know you could get those? Well, you can. They hurt and inspire new [...]
Parenting FAIL: The Conversation Edition
Peyton – Why is my poo green? Yesterday it was yellow. I have RAINBOW butt! Nathaniel – Ohhh! You said the word you said I couldn’t say even if I was on fire. Rachael – What do you call that? *poke poke* Me – Muffin top Rachael – You might need to lay off the [...]
Reminders are everywhere
“I HATE this game!!” I *would* say that such vehement declarations are a rarity in my house, but I think that we all know that the child of the person who once told a stranger at Target that if she didn’t stop staring at my bald kid, I’d rip out her eyes and choke her [...]
This entire post is just another form of procrastination
What I Should Be Doing: Pack up all our belongings Arrange for a contractor to fix the scary stairs of death in the GA house Get appliances for the house here in FL so our renters can do things like…oh…say, BAKE things or WASH their dishes Planning the color schemes and painting plans to have [...]
