Peter amuses me in a special way when he asks me if I’m planning to blog.  He’s been sitting here by my side for the better part of two weeks, experiencing every flu-induced moment of agony, living in the fumes of my sickness.
What could I possibly blog about that he hasn’t experienced?
Perhaps that oh-so-special moment [...]

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To each one of you who offered up the “fetus inhabitation” theory on my illness…may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
As my baby factory is closed, there will be no more junior Mayhews coming down the assembly line…and if there are there will be some serious lawsuits in our future.
AND I will [...]

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…although that stinks to high heaven of a metric ton load of ego.
It does make me feel warm and fuzzy to think that you had a “whoa” moment (FYI - said in a total Keanu Reeves voice, not the Joey Lawrence voice) when you realized ALERT ALERT, BLOG DOWN! and were sad for  just a [...]

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Yeah.
I may have ruined any chance they had of getting into an Ivy League school. EVER.
Vot-tech, here we come.

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If you can, eat a meal at Chili’s today! 100% of the sales goes to benefit St. Judes Children’s Hospital.
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I reposted the list from this post for my Sunday column spot at 5 Minutes For Special Needs this week.
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The airdate for my Oprah appearance (squeeeeee!) is October 1st, so don’t miss it on Wednesday! I [...]

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