There are a lot of topics that I just don’t touch on here. But HEY, if I’m going to do it….let’s do them ALL! I voted Obama I’m a Christian, I believe in God and we have a good relationship Coke will always be better than Pepsi The chicken came first I was a breast-feeding, [...]
Posts under ‘living in the crosshairs’
Did you know that the strength of pure rage can cause small animals to implode?
My anger level is an ELEVEN! My fury burns with the fiery hot passion of a million suns. I fart in their general direction. Their mothers were hamsters and fathers smelt of elderberries. I hope they all wake up tomorrow with their faces sewn to the carpet. GARRRRRGGGGHHHHH! I had to call Tampa Electric this [...]
Anatomy of a nervous breakdown
Since the moment Peyton was diagnosed with Leukemia we were taught that everything in our lives depended on one piece of paper. Counts. It told us if she needed blood products. It told us how strong or weak her immune system was. It told us if her liver wasn’t working properly, if her body was [...]
My husband’s brother? He’s not so bright.
I have censored what I write and post here to the effect that I try not to tick off my family. I don’t use colorful language because my mother would have a kitten, I don’t post dirty limmericks because my mother-in-law would probably have me sedated, I don’t tell you about a bunch of the [...]
It’s hard work being this crazy
I have struggled with whether or not to share this much insight. Because I don’t want you all to really think I’m crazy. But, honestly, have I ever really tried to play up the image of perfect sanity? Nope, I don’t even try to fake it. I can talk about my crazy. I can divulge [...]
