I waved my hand. “You will go to the grocery store and buy me some laundry detergent.” Nothing. “You WILL go to the grocery store and buy me some laundry detergent.” One eye blinked open at me disdainfully. “This is not the husband you are looking for.” OHMYGODHOLDITINDONOTSAYITDONOTSAYIT!!!! Snarky comments you will not make to [...]
Posts under ‘just for the fun of it’
How to be a complete moron and still get things DONE!
Ok, something very good happened in Anissa-land yesterday. I mean GOOD! Like ice cream for breakfast good…finding out napping is actually the highest calorie burning activity good…I can only imagine licking the sweat from Hugh Jackman’s belly button good…sponsored trips to Chicago for BlogHer good. And guess which one actually happened? Bingo! You’re totally right! [...]
Parenting FAIL: The Conversation Edition
Peyton – Why is my poo green? Yesterday it was yellow. I have RAINBOW butt! Nathaniel – Ohhh! You said the word you said I couldn’t say even if I was on fire. Rachael – What do you call that? *poke poke* Me – Muffin top Rachael – You might need to lay off the [...]
Now I really have no excuse!
Blog and you shall receive. (Oh, hello, Frigidaire, I would love to be a Test Drive Mom, feel free to ask!!!) However, my granted wish may not be so full of the OOOOOHHHH, WHOA! factor, yet it does come with it’s own special brand of YAY! Because, I got boxes, yo!! Lots of boxes. Like, [...]
This entire post is just another form of procrastination
What I Should Be Doing: Pack up all our belongings Arrange for a contractor to fix the scary stairs of death in the GA house Get appliances for the house here in FL so our renters can do things like…oh…say, BAKE things or WASH their dishes Planning the color schemes and painting plans to have [...]
