Monday.  Now with PAIN!
I got the new Jen Lancaster book “Such A Pretty Fat or Why Pie Is Not The Answer” and started cracking up before I’d finished the first full page.  Cause she is MADE of funny!  Go NOW, buy and read.  Not that she needs me to promo for her, but seriously, your [...]

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The Peyton birthday extraveganza sped along this weekend.
Friday was a present opening frenzy where she got enough presents to make Christmas a looming threat of disappointment…because, everyone born in December knows you get totally get shafted one way or the other.
Saturday…oh Saturday.
We were treated to some tickets to attend the taping of the Disney Christmas [...]

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To each one of you who offered up the “fetus inhabitation” theory on my illness…may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
As my baby factory is closed, there will be no more junior Mayhews coming down the assembly line…and if there are there will be some serious lawsuits in our future.
AND I will [...]

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Update on mom: she is much better, she is now home and improving daily, the blood clots in her legs and lungs are apparently starting to dissolve as she is noticing a big difference in her ability to breathe. A good thing, no? I’m staying in Daytona for a while to be home health care [...]

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Ok.
Ya’ll?
LOVE YOU!
Mom is doing much better…her meds appear to be working (although the doctor’s refuse to do more tests, calling them “unneccessary” and expect her to just “know” that the clots are passing because she’ll “feel better”…MEH! I want tests!)…she is actually FEELING BETTER…and my sister drove down with three of her four daughters and [...]

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