Now that my mother has had a complete nervous breakdown, I should explain myself, right? This chick is going to be my roomate for the upcoming BlogHer convention and I can’t wait because she is FLAT-out THE funniest read I’ve ever come across. She is that person that I have to make sure I’ve gone [...]
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If I give you this award, can I have your baby now?
I have decided to adopt a baby. Regardless of the fact that this particular child’s parents have no plans to actually GIVE said baby up for adoption, I already have paperwork in process to declare them incompetent…thus giving me parental rights to this yummy piece of human. While that paragraph might lead the F.B.I. to [...]
