If you’ve never attended the funeral of a child, I consider you to be blessed beyond measure. I never fathomed that I could experience so many emotions at once…grief, pain, relief, joy, guilt, anger, shame, faith, doubt. Not the day of my wedding, the births of my children, the deaths of my grandmothers have I [...]
Posts from ‘April, 2009’
Maddie Spohr
I met Heather online through her blog and from the very first moment her beautiful baby girl stole my heart. She of the huge eyes and wide smile. The laughs Heather and I shared over Maddie and Peyton was the beginning of a special friendship. Maddie. My heart shatters into a million pieces to know [...]
I traded in my HAWT for stow-and-go seating
This weekend I had a soul-shattering, earth-rattling, ego-smashing moment of gagtastic midlife epiphany. It doesn’t matter how good a hair-day you’re having how well-applied your makeup is how pretty you may be feeling how good you know you smell how snazzy you feel in your no-kids-around outfit how LOUD you blare your inappropriate music if [...]
Lost in my translations
I am so excited to get this move under way…if by excited you mean I nearly break down into tears at the very thought of having to start stuffing boxes full of our belongings. I have been so productive lately…if by productive you mean I spent the better part of two hours on Google so [...]
Did you know that the strength of pure rage can cause small animals to implode?
My anger level is an ELEVEN! My fury burns with the fiery hot passion of a million suns. I fart in their general direction. Their mothers were hamsters and fathers smelt of elderberries. I hope they all wake up tomorrow with their faces sewn to the carpet. GARRRRRGGGGHHHHH! I had to call Tampa Electric this [...]
