The Boy Child: Is ‘ho’ a bad word? Me (after some deep breathing and a few muttered curses directed at his father): Not if you’re a farmer. They use hoes all the time. The Boy Child: Oh. Ok. A moment of quiet and….3….2…. The Boy Child: Is there any other time it’s a bad word? [...]
Posts from ‘December, 2008’
I’ve decided to have another baby
**HA! THAT got your attention, didn’t it? It’s also a raging lie, but this babylicious post is courtesy of my friend Steph @ Problem Solvin’ Mom. Seriously? If your babymaking parts don’t do a little dance after seeing all this yummy goodness you are just a ROBOT…dead inside…completely inhumane! I am on my way to [...]
Ok, now I’m starting to get in the mood
Not feeling the Christmas love? Having a hard time getting your holiday groove on? Are you made of BAH-humbug? I got your fix. Watch it! I dare you not to smile. Oh, and if you watch all the way to the end of two minutes, Peyton gets a little “Outta my spotlight, kid!” So proud, [...]
Chunky is NOT the new black
Monday. Now with PAIN! I got the new Jen Lancaster book “Such A Pretty Fat or Why Pie Is Not The Answer” and started cracking up before I’d finished the first full page. Cause she is MADE of funny! Go NOW, buy and read. Not that she needs me to promo for her, but seriously, [...]
Getting our Mickey on
The Peyton birthday extraveganza sped along this weekend. Friday was a present opening frenzy where she got enough presents to make Christmas a looming threat of disappointment…because, everyone born in December knows you get totally get shafted one way or the other. Saturday…oh Saturday. We were treated to some tickets to attend the taping of [...]
